Joey Celis

Joey Celis
Stock & Commercial Photographer

Friday, April 30, 2010

Day One Hundred Twenty

Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean. - So Fresh, So Clean : OutKast


I find pleasure in making photos of everyday household items. I don't know why, I just do.

Also, I'm still working on getting that whole, lit by flash but make it look like I didn't. It's an ongoing thing that I need to sort out. One day I'll get it. One day.

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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Day One Hundred Nineteen

Been battling a tummy bug all day today. Haven't eaten anything as I can't seem to keep anything down. First my ankle then allergies, now this. Sheezzee…

Oh and you're looking at my Sharp SH-111 (BK).

Night all.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Day One Hundred Eighteen

I needed to make a photo for today plus I was fiending for a strawberry milkshake. Meet @Sara_Mooney, she's a librarian who needed a portrait and so happened to have a strawberry milkshake in her purse.

Awesome, I noes! A librarian, what are the odds?

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-25)

http://www.last.fm/user/nokia8860/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1272196800



  1. Drake (104)


  2. Q-Tip (56)


  3. Lady GaGa (37)


  4. Kanye West (33)

  5. Earth, Wind & Fire (18

Monday, April 26, 2010

Day One Hundred Sixteen

Allergies are really doing a number on me today. Body aches, shivers, nose bleeds like Charlie's dad, just not feeling right today.

In other news, on twitter looks like a photographers I did Project50 with want to do another project for the month of May. Originally it started as shoot with a 35mm prime, to which I figured 35 days with a 35. But not everyone has a 35 (ja, I know right?!?!) so it became shoot with a prime for the entire month.

So here I'm scratching my head, WTH? I only have primes so it's not just a month long challenge but a year long project. So by default I've already started this project.

Today's photo is my 2nd prime a 50mm ƒ/1.2L. Nothing to fancy for today, just the lens on the coffee table with me running around lighting it with a handheld speedlite. Yeah, I paint with light.

One of the reasons why I don't do flowers… allergies.

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Sunday, April 25, 2010

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Dance Sister Dance | 35mm ƒ/1.4

Day One Hundred Fifteen

Cause when I rock, no one rocks harder than me. And I don't stop cause I got that energy. - The Song : Queensberry


The Girl decided that she wanted to audition for an upcoming talent show at her school. So today, I found the instrumental version of the song that she wants to perform on iTunes.

To help her out I edited the song down to the first verse, chorus, then to the bridge and fade out on the chorus. Yo, I'm her dad and dads do that sort of thing.

The auditions are coming up so we'll be practicing everyday after homework.

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Saturday, April 24, 2010

Day One Hundred Fourteen

Soon they forget who they plucked, they whole style from and try to reverse the outcome. I'm like… - What More Can I Say? : Jay-Z


I just can't do street photography. There is something about not being in control of the set that just freaks me out.

But just because I suck at it doesn't mean I still won't try. So I'll still walk around aimlessly with a camera, a speedlite and a shoot through.

As I was walking over an overpass a musician asked if I would make a photo of him. I thought to myself, "Oh smack, street photography!" So as I was explaining the concept, I asked someone to hold the speedlight.

I quick eyeball of the ambient and some fill later I showed him the photo on the back of the LCD. We exchanged emails and I was on my way.

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Friday, April 23, 2010

Day One Hundred Thirteen

I would be performing this as long as I'm alive, so every word I utter will be mine. - Fear : Drake


It's Friday night and I have my tea brewing so no more words for tonight. Have a good one everybody.

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Thursday, April 22, 2010

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Tech Support | 35mm ƒ/1.4

Day One Hundred Twelve

I know way too many people here right now that I didn't know last year, who the fcuk are y'all? - Over : Drake


Licensed some of my work to MTV, yes that MTV.

So to celebrate, I had some Chicken McNuggets and a bowl of rice.

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Day One Hundred Eleven

Why I remember when I was her age we didn't talk about flash v. HTML5 or the benefits of encoding at H.264. All I had was a View-Master and a kaleidoscope.

I did tell her during dessert that back in the days when I wanted ice cream my dad would make me fetch a big block of ice from the corner store and pour milk over it while I licked it. And while it didn't taste like much, I didn't complain as I was happy to have any kind of dessert.

The power of parenting. So much stronger than the force, so much stronger.

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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Day One Hundred Ten

But I'm so real to them it's scary. And with my unique skills nag you can't compare me. - Mass Appeal : Gang Starr


R.I.P. Guru

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Day One Hundred Ten:


“But I’m so real to them it’s scary. And with my unique skills nag you can’t compare me.” - Mass Appeal : Gang Starr

R.I.P. Guru

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-18)

http://www.last.fm/user/nokia8860/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1271592000


  1. Lady GaGa (121)

  2. Kanye West (84)

  3. Jay-Z (48)

  4. Kid Cudi (41)

  5. The Chipettes (32)

Monday, April 19, 2010

Day One Hundred Nine

Sometimes I phase out when I look at the screen. And I think about my chance for me to intervene. - Johnny Is Dead : Q-Tip


I know, I know. Such a lame attempt. Not even in the ballpark. I know this man.

You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day. - Mr. Jones : Friday

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Day One Hundred Nine:


“Sometimes I phase out when I look at the screen. And I think about my chance for me to intervene.” - Johnny Is Dead : Q-Tip



I know, I know. Such a lame attempt. Not even in the ballpark. I know this man.

You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day. - Mr. Jones : Friday

Sunday, April 18, 2010

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Whenever, Wherever, Whatever | 85mm ƒ/1.2

A perfect compact camera



I’ve been searching for a compact camera to take with me on times where I don’t actually need to bring my main camera. My requirements are pretty basic as the camera must have:



  • Full manual controls

  • Working hotshoe

  • Decent sync speed

  • Raw format compatible with Aperture 3

  • Fast-ish lens

  • Viewfinder

Of the cameras I’ve been looking at, most had all of these features. But one thing that bugged me was the lack of a true optical viewfinder and this is just inherent in the design of these cameras. 


As such I’ve narrowed down my choices to Sammy’s up and coming TL500/EX1 and the current leader in compact cameras the Panny LX3. But now things have changed after my visit to Target.


I was strolling down the camera isle there where I noticed the Nikon D3000. What caught my eye was the small size of the camera. I held it and thought, “Wow this is tiny. If only Canon made a small camera like this I could use my…” that’s when I saw the Canon 550D on display next to it.


I held it with both hands and immediately noticed that it was indeed a compact camera. After goofing around with it, I noticed the price and it wasn’t that much more than the compact cameras I was considering (and this is Target pricing so of course I could do much better elsewhere)


So in my hands I had a compact camera that has full manual controls, a working hot shoe, a sync speed of around 1/250, RAW format compatible with Aperture 3 and an optical viewfinder. But what about the glass right?


Mounting any of my current lenses would defeat the purpose of this camera so I figured I would mount an old M42 prime lens in the 28 - 35mm range to the front of this and call it a day.


The 550D is like a little toy camera: so small and cute.

Day One Hundred Eight

I'll never love again, oh boy, you've left me speechless - Speechless : Lady Gaga


Sunday morning started off with a sweet kiss from The Girl. After which we decided to have our breakfast outdoors, at the local park. We worked off our meal with a game of tag then some monkey bar action.

As the morning started to warm up we headed off to Target where I discovered my new compact camera. Eventually, we all made it back home where we played fashion show & dance. I don't ask, I just go along with whatever they say.

At first we were just horsing around with Mouse Girl pretending to be the director. Then all of a sudden The Girl struck a pose and while looking at her through the viewfinder I saw today's photo.

I told the both of them to keep on playing while I quickly strung up my lights. Soon after, I asked The Girl to do her thing on the mark I placed on the carpet. A press of the shutter and we were done*.

*When you're working with these two, you only get one chance at it.

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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Day One Hundred Seven

We're plastic but we still have fun. - Paparazzi : Lady Gaga


First they get you hooked on the iPod. From there you venture onto the iPhone. Soon after you find yourself in front of a MacBook, then a MacBook Pro. Soon you start thinking you can change the world and get an iMac. But in order to get some street cred you pick up a Mac Pro as well. Now you sit, on your couch where you haven't created a single thing on those very creative computers, poking away at websites on your iPad.

Don't let anyone tell you different. The iPod is the gateway in and once you start there's no going back.

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Friday, April 16, 2010

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Fear | 35mm ƒ/1.4

Day One Hundred Six

I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh? - Telephone : Lady Gaga feat. Beyoncé


Today was sorta, meh. I know it's Friday but something was still off with today. I ended up calling it a day pretty early and headed up to the track where cars would drive as fast as they could for 1320' to see who could get to the end the fastest. o_O

Since I'm more of an F1 guy, I stayed in the suite overlooking the track with OB. We chilled and ate cookies. Can't believe they didn't have any milk. That's like having peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger.

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Thursday, April 15, 2010

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Google | 35mm ƒ/1.4

Day One Hundred Five

Get your chain tooken. I may do it myself, I'm so Brooklyn. - D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune) : Jay-Z


I use Google Reader to keep me updated on news and also fellow 365 photographers. So when I saw Day 102 from Christa I knew I'd have to come back with my own version.

If you're posting your photos to your blog let me know in the comments and I'll add it to my feed. I enjoy checking out other people's work.

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

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Ice Cream | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Day One Hundred Four

I have no idea what happened but as I was going down the stairs the last two steps sorta blended together and I tripped and fell. Laying on the floor the only thing that was running in my mind was "I've fallen and I can't get up."

After a bit, I was able to sit myself down. To which I was able to determine that I did not break anything (took a 2 page multiple choice questionnaire)

With my ankle wrapped up, headed to Grandpa's house with Mouse Girl. Soon as we got there the ice cream truck passes the house to which she just had to have a cone.

As I was limping about, I figured I might as well take my 365. Got my gear out of the trunk, licked my index finger, held it to the wind and dialed in the camera and light settings. Had my brother hold the light stand and I took a photo and put away the gear.

Now I sit on my couch with my ankle iced and elevated. It's hurting a lot now but I have a shoot in the morning (in another state no less) so I got to figure something out.

Till tomorrow, be safe everyone!

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

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Meow! | 85mm ƒ/1.2

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http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:videolist:mtv.com:1635785

MTV’s True Life | I have NF Help us find a cure.

Day One Hundred Three

My lashes are dry. Purple teardrops I cry. - Paparazzi : Lady Gaga


Me: Shake your head. Look straight at me. Now point your eyes to where my hand is (up and to the left)
*snap*
The Girl: Can I go now?
Me: Yes.

There is probably a reason why I don't do child portraiture. Unless of course you want your child's portraits to look like this then call me.

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Monday, April 12, 2010

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The Girl & PoPo | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Day One Hundred Two

Neurofibromatosis (NF) is a genetic disorder in which the nerve tissues grows tumors which may cause serious damage to the nerves and tissue. This affects all neural crest cells. Where you have a nerve a tumor may grow.

In addition to the painful tumors that may grow which will require surgery to be removed (if possible), 50% of people with NF have learning disabilities and/or develop seizures.

There is no cure only therapy to help ease the pain.

Why bring this up? Because Mouse Girl has NF. For the first year of her life we were in and out of the hospital, dealing with her infantile seizures. She sees a neurologist regularly and probably had more MRI/CAT scans done than most people 5 times her age.

Want to learn more about NF, MTV's True Life is airing I Have NF tonight. Watch it, torrent it, share it. Do what it takes so that people become aware of what NF is and that it needs to be stomped out.

Looking to get involved check out the Children's Tumor Foundation or hit me up via Flickr mail and I'll point you in the right direction.

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Sunday, April 11, 2010

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Only for The Girl will I photograph flowers | 85mm ƒ/1.2

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Home Alone | 35mm ƒ/1.4

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Somebody ordered pancakes I just sip the sizzurp.

Through The Wire : Kanye West

Day One Hundred One

So today was a very rare day for me. I woke up bright and early and said good by to the family and soon enough realized I was home alone.

So with no one around I decided grab a cuppa and levitate for a bit. 'Cause you know how us superheroes roll.

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Saturday, April 10, 2010

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I’m a single man. I hope you are single too.

Come & Talk To Me (Uptown MTV Unplugged) - Jodeci

Only llamas tell other llamas not to use flash.

http://lifehacker.com/5514129/turn-off-the-flash-for-better-food-photos

Photography is about seeing light and shadows. Only those that have no idea how to do this spew nonsense of turning off the flash. It doesn’t take major skill, this is ground zero of photography. If you do not understand this just put the camera down and walk away.

Want to do stock work? Get a signed release!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8612575.stm

So a company licenses and image of a man from a stock photo company and thinks everything is on the up and up. Till they get sued by the man in the image. Lesson #3 Always get a properly executed release and lesson #13 Only license images from vetted photo agencies.


llamas.

Day One Hundred

I get inspired by the blunts too, I'll front you If you hang with a punk crew - 93 Till Infinity : Souls of Mischief


For the better part of the afternoon I decided to clean up my music collection. So with the help of a smart playlist I started to weed through a bunch of songs. Of course I got distracted a quarter of a way through and decided to link my iTunes to my Lastfm account which had been sitting dormant for sometime.

After having some success with that, I got distracted yet again and decided to link my Spotify account to Last.fm. Once I had that up and running I decided to see if I could link my Pandora account as well and while there are some solutions out there, none were all too reliable. Which is sad since I use Pandora a lot during the day.

If you're on Last.fm hit me up.

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Friday, April 9, 2010

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Can’t pay my rent, cuz all my money spent.

Still Fly : Big Tymers

Day Ninety Nine

After making the black version I figured it was time to make the white, err... greyish, version.

*This is the first time in the longest that I actually put a disc in the optical drive.

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Thursday, April 8, 2010

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Bass | 85mm ƒ/1.2

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Beignet | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Day Ninety Eight

Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it -Technologic : Daft Punk


Watched Electroma the other night. It's like totally sad in a robotic kind of way.

So for today, I wear my robotic helmet in honor of Hero Robot No. 1 and Hero Robot No. 2.

This is the first time in the longest that I use my umbrellas. Dust came flying out. Guess it's telling me I should use them more often.

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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

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 Key | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Day Ninety Seven

The Girl saw some Ribbon Dancing and decided she wanted to do it as well. Who am I to say no.

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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

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lolz | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Day Ninety Six

I remember a time when in order to change the channel on the TV I would jingle my Dad's keys. The knob would make this clunking sound as it advanced forward. Now my girls are growing up in a world of multi touch. Everything is a pinch or a swipe away. If they want a different program on the TV they simply swipe the phone to select another show. It's really a different world now.

I'm trying, finance willing, to expose them to all of this and make it apart of their daily lives. Times are changing and I want to give them every opportunity I can.

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Monday, April 5, 2010

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AUS F1 GP | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Day Ninety Five

So I was washing dishes and thought to myself: Why not mount the camera above a sink full of soapy water…

Of course the girls told me to be careful.

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Sunday, April 4, 2010

Day Ninety Four

Strobist OCF Magnet found. MGM Grand, Las Vegas, NV.

Strobist info: 580EX II 1/128 in frame high camera right | 430EX 1/32 softbox w/grid high camera left | Triggered by 580EX II on camera

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Saturday, April 3, 2010

Day Ninety Three

Now put your hands up! - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) : Beyoncé


Did a front and rear brake job on my Dad's E39 today while he watched Mouse Girl. The Girl elected to stay with dear old dad in the garage to help out. I so miss working on German cars. There is something magical about them, just like shooting with a Leica.

After beading in the brakes and making sure there were no extra parts, we cleaned up, blasted the music and danced.

Go on Ms. Fierce!

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Dinner By | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Friday, April 2, 2010

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¡Yo quiero Taco Bell! | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Day Ninety Two

Mouse Girl thanks you for all your well wishes. So while she rest up she asked that I make another picture of OB.

He's getting a lot faster so trying to get an in focus shot of him is proving harder now, even with the AI tracking cranked all the way. Plus using the slow as molasses 85 wide open isn't exactly helping things neither.

Hopefully, Mouse Girl will like this picture of OB when she wakes up tomorrow morning.

Btw, I still can't stop dreaming about the W212 wagon

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Thursday, April 1, 2010