Joey Celis

Joey Celis
Stock & Commercial Photographer

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Day Ninety

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Day Ninety | The Stills

Day Ninety

I am the milk, like the milk you drink. I don't care what you say or what you think. - I Don't Car : Audio Two


Man was it windy out today. It made day 90 a bit more challenging as the wind really started to kick up blowing stands around. Poor little OB, who came along for the shoot, decided it was better for him just to sit in the car. I think if he stayed outside the wind would have picked him up and landed him in Oz.

And yes, you seen this B6 before.

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

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Urgency | 85mm ƒ/1.2

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Sprinkle | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Day Eighty Nine

Hurry up and do your homework because it's Tuesday and that means only one thing! Bleach!!!!

Ok so she is fast asleep as I post this but it is Bleach night.

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Y’all can’t match my hustle

Spaceship : Kanye West

Monday, March 29, 2010

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The Pass | 35mm ƒ/1.4

Day Eighty Eight

Worked the RM Seafood / Slow Food event tonight. Met some great people all around and even got a photo of Chef Rick Moonen staring at a man's rear as he pulled down his pants.

All in all a great evening about super green seafood and also how the world needs to eat more oysters (I am so down with that so Chef just txt me)

Got a lot of stuff left to do tonight so I'll call it a day and use this picture of plating as day 88.

If you want to see more photos from tonight, I'll be posting some on my tumblr in a few days with the rest showing up on Slow Food sometime in the near future.

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Sunday, March 28, 2010

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Orangesicle | 85mm ƒ/1.2

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五毒 | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Day Eighty Seven

If you want to make money then photography is not where it's at. You need to start selling printer ink on the black market.

Of course The Girl prints like there's no tomorrow. Wonder if I can just fill these up with some water like I do with the felt tip markers?

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Paradise | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Friday, March 26, 2010

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No way! | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Day Eighty Five

Got a bop like this. Can't wear skinny jeans 'cause my knots don't fit. - Swagga Like Us : T.I. feat. Kanye West, Jay-Z & Lil Wayne


Practicing my stern look. Yo, I'm a dad remember?

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Thursday, March 25, 2010

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Yellow Dot | 85mm ƒ/1.2

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Cavity Fighter | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Day Eighty Four

遠くにいても待ち続ける あなたのキス届く日まで - Kanbeki Gu ~ No Ne : Watari Roka Hashiri Tai


It's almost Easter so what better way to celebrate than to dress Hello Kitty up like a blue Easter Bunny! Man after all those years I still have the "Thank you Easter Bunny" M&M commercial stuck in my head.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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Where bokeh comes from | 50mm ƒ/1.2

Day Eighty Three

I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too. - Gin And Juice : Snoop Dogg


Call it habit or whatever but I've always had a jimmy on my lens. The only time I've never had one was when it was too big (rim shot). There were a number of times when a garage door would come crashing down, rough handling at the airports or it just jumping out of a bag where the filter would end up taken the beating, leaving the front element fine. Everyone has there beliefs if one is needed or not. For me, it's a non issue.

Plus the filter keeps all the bokeh from escaping.

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Day Eighty Two

Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh. Work my body, so melodic, this beat rolls right through my chest - One, Two Step : Ciara feat. Missy Elliot


Another photo, another Tuesday and another episode of Bleach.

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Monday, March 22, 2010

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Bubble Dress | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Day Eighty One

Walk, walk fashion baby. Work it, move that b!tch crazy - Bad Romance : Lady GaGa


After school the girls wanted to play in the garage and they found my stash of bubble wrap. The next thing I knew, we were having a fashion show.

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Vider la rue | 85mm ƒ/1.2

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Le métro | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Sunday, March 21, 2010

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Bonjour | 85mm ƒ/1.2

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Le menu | 85mm ƒ/1.2

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Où sont les toilettes? | 85mm ƒ/1.2

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Action | 85mm ƒ/1.2

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Ready On The Set | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Day Eighty

Butterfly in the sky. I can go twice as high - Reading Rainbow Theme Song : Tina Fabrique


But you don't have to take my word for it.

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Saturday, March 20, 2010

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Vertical | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Day Seventy Nine

Chips or as NicholasUK from Bristol, Uk may say: crisps.

These chips are made to order. I know huh!

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

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On Location | 37mm ƒ/2.8

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Protoculture | 85mm ƒ/1.2 

Day Seventy Seven

Did the BHG action today with photo work on making bagels. These were proofing, at least I think that's what they told me. As I was setting up, I was told not to be too long (taking the photos) as the bagels would dry out. Restrictions, no matter what the assignment, always restrictions.

Since these were in the dough stage (I'm not a chef regardless of what I have in my closet) I wanted to keep the photo very fresh and uplifting to capture the color and fluffiness of it.

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LensAlign Pro



I’ve read about front/back focusing on a few of the photography forms I visit. Curiosity got the best of me that I decided to rent the LensAlign Pro calibration unit from BorrowLenses to see if my lenses needed some tweaking.


After reading some of the instructions and videos I decided to have a go. After setting up a tethered rig I continued to read the instructions to which I discovered that you really can’t adjust the lens for all types of shooting situations. You need to pick a shooting style you’ll most likely do with the lens (shooting distance) and calibrate for that.


So what you end up with is a lens that is spot on for only a given distance from the subject but if you change that distance, your alignment is no longer valid. WTH is right. 


Now this isn’t a knock on LensAlign or any of the alignment tools out there. But just be sure you understand when you are calibrating a lens, you are calibrating it for a specific distance between you and your subject.


*I forgot to delete the micro adjustment setting for this lens prior to making the photo above. I shot it at a different distance than it’s calibration.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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Bokeh Sunset | 85mm ƒ/1.2

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The iPhone Dock | 85mm ƒ/1.2

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Because real boxers don’t hit like this - classic

Day Seventy Six

My room is still messed up and I know why - Because I Got High : Afroman


After spending the better part of the evening aligning my lenses with the LensAlign system I rented from BorrowLenses I needed a break. But of course after my break I couldn't be bother with continuing with it.

Besides, I found out in my testing that even if you did fine tuned your lens, you've only fine tuned it for that given distance! Freak ya, you read me right. Change the distance and all bets are off! Your alignments are only good for that tested distance. Yep, that's it.

I reserved it for a week but honestly, I think I'ma send it back. I knew I should have just bought the Ec-S focusing screen instead.

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Der ABT R8 GT R I’m partial to 4 doors so I would be more excited if it was Der ABT RS4 GT R but they can so drop the whole for the streets slogan.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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Dinner | 85mm ƒ/1.2

Day Seventy Five

You know the drill. After school, grab a snack then get started with homework. Sure The Girl is all excited about homework now, but just wait till high school.

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Monday, March 15, 2010

I finally did it!



I took the obligatory photographer’s self portrait! Told you I shoot with my left eye. Also something funny about the photo is that I’m actually not holding onto the focus ring with my left hand. I’m actually holding onto the little indent on the lens itself up against the lens mount. The focus ring is further forward and a lot larger than what my hands are showing.


I figured all the other portraits I’ve see were like this I guess I should do the same. But after looking at the photo a bit more it makes it seems like I’m a giant because I’m cupping my entire camera. 


Huzzah!

Firmware 2.0.3 gives native 24p in Canon EOS 5D Mark II

http://web.canon.jp/imaging/eosd/firm-e/eos5dmk2/firmware.html

Sometimes I wish I got the 5D Mark II instead of the 1D Mark III. Then I woke up. lolz.

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Untitled Male | 85mm ƒ/1.2

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Day Seventy Four

For no amount of dough. Franchise this man. - Won't Trade : Q-Tip

Did something different for today. I went outside and made photos of people doing there own thing. That's right no releases, no instructions. Just people.

More photos here and here.

Welcome to Las Vegas.

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Life at 85mm



Shooting with the 85mm for a few days now and I gotta say this focal length is off the chain. It allows me to get in tight without the distortion associated with foot zooming on the shorter lenses that I have.


If you’re in the market for a prime lens don’t be scurd of a mid focal length like the 85. Save the 24/35/50 for next time. Get the 85 first and fill/compress that frame. (That is, if that is how you like to shoot)


And yes, I’m surfing for p0rn.